Are you pop-punk? Do you want to show off your pop-punk side to everyone you see on a day-to-day basis? More importantly, do you love pizza? Well, we have a thing for you. Introducing the all-new Portable Pizza Pouch, just in case you need an emergency slice of pizza.
The pizza pouch is a ziplock bag shaped in the form of a triangle that allows you to carry a slice of pizza around your neck. You know, for those dire times that you crave pizza.
But what if you have a New York-style pizza, which then the slices would be too large? Or what if the bag gets dirty from old pizza and you have to throw it out. Regardless, you can purchase a Portable Pizza Pouch from Stupidiotic for just $8.00.
